I hope it’s a sex tape, would settle for a wedding

I don't either. But I do care about lots of other trashy shit

Can I be by myself and listen to podcasts all day? If so it sounds perfect. I spent enough time in DC that I'm immunized against the horrors of traffic.

The nipples are too symmetrical :/

We just do 5-7 day trips per year. it’s so much less stress

They fruit all over the sidewalk

I hate those damn jizz trees

I'm guessing it's emotional.

I'm into this

I've been accidentally checking. I'm more bummed about it than I thought I would be

And possibly Jewish

I'm pleased. Let's make tips of dicks the male equivalent of lady nipples in fashion photography

There's a level on definition in that package that took me by surprise

Hmmm. We're they uh, similar in all ways?

I'm obsessed with goats and will watch this 100 times

Fingers crossed that Bruce McCullough shows up

I’m having a rough night and will be indulging

I finally understand the ghostbusters bros

I think the same thing, with genders reversed

Smart. I’m super short and tried to balance the gene pool but it didn't work. My son is a 2nd percentile kid.