My eyebrows

I saved up and ordered bindis and eyeshadow glitter via mail order. Two more items for my long list of grievances directed at Gwen Stefani

I'm so glad ultra low rise jeans are gone. (But yes, I did have a pair that laced up)

Hot topic and Limited Too

That's a 27 inch inseam

I'm 5 feet even and have only been attracted to tall guys. My friend thinks it's unfair and I should leave the tall guys for tall girls but I need stuff off high shelves sometimes.

I'd prefer bread and butter tbh.

We have twin minds

Is it a union thing? Camera men can't work weekends?

Screw the baby and the other adult, breast full of milk HURT. Years later I sometimes still get that awful tingle

Latching a frantic baby is a nightmare.

It’s mostly the “my husband shouldn’t be distracted by your breasts!” Crowd

Then what happens?

I like body hair

I'll be in my room, solving this feud, ifyouknowwhatimean

Why not both?

We just got our first relocation package and they decided to yank the contract with the movers two weeks before moving day and give us a check. It was of course $1000 less after taxes. I demand a fancy relocation next time!

If you're handing out invites

That guy gets super duper laid always

Looks like he used all the lube already