I think the big take away is that France completely let off after he went out. They were rampant for 20' and then it was gone, never to return.

It’s funny that a tournament that began with me furious at Ronaldo for his dumb (if somewhat accurate) remarks post-Iceland has ended with me having more respect for the guy as a leader than I ever have. The video of him giving Joao Moutinho the motivation he needed to hit a spot kick vs. Poland was a side to the man…

Re-seed after group play. Oops, I forgot that this sport still doesn’t review handballs...

When you know what you want, nathan else matters.

$92,000 is a lot, but if you’re buying a 1960s race car, you know it’s gonna be costin.

I did. I’m bad at sports.

I can refill a glass in two seconds with zero effort. I can’t cook as well as restaurant staff and I certainly don’t belong in a professional kitchen. There’s a sliding scale at work here.

Chardonnay sucks.