I'm your least favorite commenter??!!

#JohnOliverisMyChristian.

utis are the fucking worst. i wouldn't wish one on my worst enemy. maybe on like, hitler or pol pot. but erin who in 6th grade made fun of me because my uniform skirt was longer than my knees, AS PER THE RULES, nah girl. i don't have that much hate for you.

Cranberry pills. You're welcome.

I think this is fanfic from one of the dudes that were so sorry that they had abortions.

Crumblings molars AUAUUAUUAUUGHGHGHGHAUUAUUGHAHHG

Kenna needs to slow the fuck down.

While Congress is still whiter than a square dance,

Wow... using the word "spaz" as an insult in the comments section of a story about a little girl with a seizure disorder. Classy.

Here's why: New Years Eve sucks.

I'm excited and scared.

As soon as Yakety Sax was mentioned, it started playing in my head and did not stop until the end of the story... Totally made it better to picture.

Never gets old.

My favorite web comic artist being highlighted on Jezebel. My joy is immeasurable.

So... Can we name the baby South West? Or is Kanye gonna be mad if we do?

I hate people who bring their babies with them on planes.