I hope Trump meets a very large, very angry porcupine in a dark alley somewhere and is forced to try to fuck it.

ugh, I goddamn hate the whole “let’s put the guy in Harry Potter cosplay” shtick. It’s so clearly an attempt to play on people’s “but how could such a sweet boy/nerd/non-bro-y guy have done such a thing?” reaction.

geez, calm down Melissa...

Except it’s quite possible that he would literally shrivel up (decrease muscle mass, lower bone density, increased fatigue) and die (see: suicide rates among trans teens) without it.

Shitheels on Wheels?

Nah, the telescope mirror is gold-plated, he’ll love it.

Haha, yes, one of the TSA people did indeed ask him that. He explained he was originally from the area and bringing it home to show his mother.

JFC where is the wormhole out of this timeline

I actually have *no* idea - just found it on the internet and thought it was amazing. Would love to know who the artist is!

So I actually know one of the physics Nobel prize winners from a few years back. Usually Nobel medals are immediately put on display in the home institution/department/etc., but he asked for his at one point shortly after winning it so that he could take it to his childhood home in North Dakota and show it to his very…

the WHATfics on the WHOnet? o.O

I was wondering why Taunton always gets left out of the “stupid MA pronunciations” lists, then realized it’s because you can’t even goddamn *spell* how weirdly it’s said.

(though I then had immediate questions about the choice of image...)

I misread the headline as “Vegas woman” at first. It still worked.

“that person has, like, no moral standards”

What actually happened is that the Colorado electors, who are bound, were filing the suit in hopes of setting a precedent. They wanted to be released from *having* to vote for Clinton. This doesn’t mean that they *wouldn’t* vote for Clinton; it means that one state would have released its bound electors, which would…

um, according to the CNN election results Clinton won the popular vote in CO by 74,754 votes...

Don’t worry, CO, the Pacific Northwest will adopt you. Shout down to New Mexico that they’re invited too!