her ecosystem looks just fine to me...

The island of Manhattan is now partially supported by Starbucks degeneracy pressure.

I was gonna say, it looks like someone took the contents of the Avatar cutting-room floor and combined it with Muppet trimmings to make some freakish thin-lipped golem...

mrw that header image popped up in my Twitter feed:

This is literally one of my worst nightmares...

I’m in a travel-heavy profession and there’s a really interesting community discussion going on right now about work travel (conferences, on-site work, etc.) to Zika-affected areas. Should conferences in these areas be relocated out of fairness to pregnant/trying-to-conceive attendees? Does bowing out of risky work…

the fact that “BirdieSanders” is trending at #1 on Twitter right now is honestly restoring my faith in humanity a little bit...

Mmm, I think sparrow. From the above photo the chest markings look a lot more like a female sparrow. it does look a bit yellow in the video but I’m guessing that’s just a video resolution/color balance thing.

i have questions

I would *most definitely* watch a movie covering Haymitch’s Hunger Games. I sorely missed that whole subplot in the Catching Fire movie...

you do *not* have enough stars for this...

omg. not even kidding, I’m pretty sure Tom Hiddleston would be able to bring me to orgasm using only his voice...

[shouted for the last time into the Kinja void]

I am not from a family with an excess of culinary talent*, so growing up I thought “cranberry sauce” = “maroon cylinder-shaped gelatinous substance with little ridges around the middle”. You’d slice a circle off the top and that was your serving of cranberry sauce.

Oh man, add me to the list of people that vividly remembers this theater moment. In my theater people kind of collectively chuckled and started shifting forward in their seats when Yoda actually whipped the lightsaber out, in a bit of a “oh geez, heh heh, little guy is gonna swordfight now?” way. Then when the actual…