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the confederate flag is not about racism it’s about ethics in oh god I just can’t ngaaaargh...

CANNOT stop laughing at the “ambitious corn dog” description...

#1: your frat sounds awesome.

I mean, as usual they’re not very self-consistent. They blur out boobs, but apparently don’t have a policy of blurring out dicks (given that we can still see every obscene detail of Bill O’Reilly during his show...)

In a weird way, I almost find the “son” assumption to be the creepiest part of all that...

Emily was also the chart-topper for many many years, so maybe it morphed out of that?...

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A well-balanced mix of Rachel Maddow, John Oliver, and sauv blanc is what’s going to get me through it. I call it the “Until Nov 9 2016” Cocktail...

This HAS to be an Onion headline. Sweet jesus please let it be an Onion headline...

except they shouldn't go to *too much* college or they could just wind up in that 25% of part-time college faculty members who are on government assistance WITH A PHD.

Mandatory:

I know a woman whose last name is "Y". As in, the letter Y. The consequence of a poor immigration translation of what we'd normally see as "Wai".

arch-enemy: left shark

“They really don’t pay me enough for this...”

Heh. I’m technically an “oops” baby, in that I was *supposed* to only be 2-3 years younger than my brother. It wasn’t happening so my parents were basically like “enh, we’ve already got one great kid, guess that’s how it goes.” Seven more years down the road, surprise!

*approves, while quietly resigning herself to the fact that B. D. Wong is just too old for the part now*

Just asked Teh Google and the answer is: sort of. She apparently sang something connected to the Olympics? Pretty voice, but not sure if "Reflection" is really in her wheelhouse...

Can she sing??