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He was my physics professor!!!!

Oh man. I assume this was somewhere on Oahu and it got towed out to Sand Island? THE WOOOORST. I lived there for three years and have always assumed there was some massive racket going on with lots of people getting kickbacks from the towing fees, because I never knew anyone who simply got a parking ticket. Any

10 = my face when I got to the crumbling molars bit. AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH... (I used to think I was deeply disturbed for having this as a recurring nightmare but apparently it's a pretty common thing?...)

Oh, habaneros...

When I was about 11 I was being a whiny little jerk about helping my mom carry in groceries from the car in the rain. I finally sulkily yanked on some super-impractical shoes (basically slick-bottomed slippers) and stomped out to the porch, ignoring my mom admonishing me to not go out into the rain in such dumb shoes.

Not to mention, can you *imagine* the flipped version of this statement? "Yes, he did some horrible to me so I WANT to get him in trouble" = "that vindictive bitch! She's out to ruin some poor young man's life!" The statement of "Oh, of course, I don't want to get him in trouble" isn't just a (reasonable and honest)

I dunno, Colorado mailed ballots to everyone this year too and Cory Gardner still happened...

Shakespeare :)

It is Tom Hiddleston. And fwiw, I totally didn't get it either until one day I was inexplicably like "OMG." I've heard a similar story from other people as well. Like a switch flipped.

Sorry for mixing adorable be-cheekboned Brits here.

Aaaand pregnant.

Hahahaha; having some close experience with physics PhD programs myself, I came close to guessing that myself. The only argument I had against it is that, outside of the admins, nobody in most academic physics programs - man or woman - ever dresses in anything that would remotely resemble a "power suit". Especially

Really?? Nobody here's going for one of the science/engineering fields? From personal experience those fields are usually where you get the loudest crowds of butthurt "it's so haaard to be a man in this field!" nerdbros who all think they're the only ones bravely saying what everyone else is thinking (because yeah, so

I'm pretty strong, but I'm also a small female. So yeah, you're probably stronger than me.

"A doctor I know came up with it, but hasn't released it yet, so I don't want to tell you too much about it."

UTIs are officially and demonstrably The Worst. I mean, I know they're not (usually) fatal or damaging, so they at least have that going for them. But I gotta say, they've probably got one of the highest "severity of pain/seriousness of ailment" ratios around.

*twitch* YOUR *twitch*

I kind of wish someone would do a rebuttal to this (to try and get through to some of the thick-headed conservatives) along the lines of "Do you not want a MALE showering next to your 14-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER? Great, then you should support this policy so that the trans boy that's been forced by the school to shower next

Food service version of this: working drive-thru duty at a coffee/breakfast-serving fast food joint. On the 5am shift. During blizzard season.