Hate them. Most seem like a money grab (which, let’s face it, all showers are anyway) and....you aren’t announcing gender, but rather biological sex. Also- down with the patriarchy. I’m angry a lot lately and now that my kinja is working again, I can release that anger online.

I’ve been feeling this same way since the 5th grade. I’m an ultramarathoner and I fight with my body (which can do cool shit) and brain (which can clear a jeopardy board and run a restaurant!) every damn day

That’s a good dog. I’m sorry for your loss.

Lovely 😐

Everyone ducking LOVED the Cranberries and I still get a twitch when I hear them.

Yep. I might look twice in a “those two dads are cute” way...but they’ve totally settled into normal middle age.

Trump is that boyfriend who keeps texting you for weeks/months after you dump him.

I’m white but I’ve got big curly hair. You KNOW this school wouldn’t send me to detention though by their rules, I’d need to be.

I’ll watch the fuck out of this like I did (do) the original. Bring on the schmaltz. Bring on the camp. I’m in

I publicly do. No shame.

Like my hormones need another excuse to go crazy 😫

All the positive thoughts to you and your nugget. Hope she keeps growing bigger and stronger and she gets home and leads a boringly normal life (or a really cool one...but, like, boring for now after this crazy start to life)

The tiny house people are the worst. How are you going to carry your infant to a loft bed? Where will your 100 pound dog sleep? Why are you trying to fit a family of 5 in 200 square feet?

Totally tweeted this at him with the hashtag “cheeto.” I am 31 years old and unashamed

The lady doth protest....

I just scrolled up to look at Gore’s junk. Thanks.

I have a class full of these boys now. THey are, of course, Trump supporters. The girls in the class evicerated them in argument yesterday. I was proud.

Well, I cried. That was beautiful and heartbreaking.

Swoon.

I had no idea who “Cheryl” was until you just listed her string of last names...though I still only knew if her first surname.