A friend worked on a set with her. Raving, entitled bitch, apparently. Is NOT nice to her crew.

Madonna sounds like my mom. I realize now that I’m 30 that her parenting was a good thing

Color me shocked. An entitled asshole who beats women...beats another woman.

Given how Carson’s campaign seems to be going, I’m kinda surprised that the positions of campaign manager and communications director weren’t previously being held by some kind of root vegetable.

Ha. Never. I mean, I don't believe it when Obama panders to the Christians either, but Trump is just...so....not....religious. Ever.

You’re very right. He crossed a line and turned what should have been a worshipful, meditative time into something silly. This should have been a teachable moment for him and for his congregation...but seems mishandled.

I think that is actually enough for some voters to trust him. Seriously.

Totally use done of these commercials as my ethos example when teaching rhetoric to my juniors. They started yelling at me 10 seconds into the music-sad-puppyness

That is some brilliant snark. Love it.

Teenagers can be assholes. This has to feel shitty for both parents. The kid, though, does deserve to have an opinion...but this is probably not the most mature and productive way to express it.

You are a hero

Can we pour one out for our gone-but-not-forgotten commenters-turned-writers?

Thank you.

God: you're making this challenging because I love food. Could I hear them talking? If they are silent and I can’t see them, I’d stay.

When the Patriots won the Super Bowl this past winter, they actually sold the championship shirts with the same exact print in both regular fit and slim fit. My heart rejoiced that I was not stuck with an awkwardly short t-shirt from having to buy a kid’s large rather than look boxy and shapeless in the men’s sizes OR…

She is a goddess. Her recipes fucking WORK and Living makes me so happy when I splurge and buy it at the grocery checkout.

I don’t want to disparage another woman....but WTF?! V-word? I scold my high school students when they fall into euphemism about, well, anything and Fiorina is ostensibly an adult.

Go home. My appetite would be shot.

I plan to see Star Wars with The Boy and then fuck some time in the next week. It sounds like a great night to me

Not contemporary, but I think Austen would have enjoyed Poe’s reviews. Holy snark, Batman!