Does he really think that crying because your husband might imminently die is unusual? Really? This is almost more baffling than the whole sweeping the forests thing. Almost.

Gloria, I don’t think I can run now.
Eating all of this pizza, all that beer I used to wash it down.
I think I’ve got to slow down, before I start to(BELCH!) blow it.
I think I’m headed for a meltdown, Oh Shit, I think I’m going to blow it

Bruins, especially Chara, definItely committed the most non-called penalties in fucking NHL playoff history. Sit the fuck down or go cry somewhere else.

Were you around for the double OT loss to Detroit in 1996? Nearly a quarter century ago. It still stings.

On the one hand- Allegations should be taken seriously and each one should receive a thorough investigation and punishments, if they are merited, should reflect the serious nature of the offense.

Because Obama did it or liked it. And because so much of GOP politics and Trump’s in particular begin and end with “Fuck Obama”. They really got put out by those eight years of a black man running the country and actually being really good at it, they need to screw over his legacy as much as possible.

I guess I don’t understand. Why is it a bad thing to protect against sex discrimination? Or to keep pollution out of our air & water? Or to pay people equally for the same job? Or to have regulations in place to keep buildings from falling down or people from being poisoned? I just can’t wrap my mind around whatever…

I don’t know about you, but my favorite part of The Bible is when Jesus yelled “no bread for that poor gay democrat!” at the feeding of the multitude. Classic Jesus.

“And when I got in my truck, you know, I was so proud, because I felt like I finally drew a line in the sand and stood up for what I believed.”

So my LG G4 finally has the option to upgrade to Marshmallow, do you recommend doing it or leaving as is? I heard that some people had problems.

No joke, I would rather they take Daryl than Glenn right now. Can't we just have this one thing work out WD, JUST THIS ONE THING??!