“Um, you know, Mamba mentality,” Ball said. “Thought I’d switch it up.”

As much as everyone loves to hate on the kid, Lonzo was clearly the second best player in the draft and will be a very good NBA player, with the potential to be great if he can learn how to shoot like a normal human. That’s my soft-ass take for the day. Also, fuck the Lakers and their “fans” that are now on their way…

I don’t want to see Lonzo fail...I want to see him succeed wildly. But only after he completely cuts his father out of his life, gets him banned permanently from the Staples Center, and admits Big Baller Brand is an extremely stupid name.

The only proper snack for sports is orange slices you can turn into faux mouth guards. My child will have unfettered access to orange slices and be the least scurvy child on the field. Eat that shit, other parents!

So those Brazilian soccer players in the shower were providing DNA samples for testing?

Unless this company is able to tell me what alleles are necessary to succeed at curling, I’m calling BS.

I went out to dinner with Monta Ellis and Nick Young once. After the food was served I said, “Could you pass me the salt?” Both looked at me with blank stares on their faces.

Should I be leaving a tip on take-out (pizza, Chinese food)? Part of me thinks that I’m the one choosing to do the traveling here, so no. But I’ve also heard that part of the tips are shared with the rest of the staff.

The thing is, he isn’t cheap at all when it comes to the roster. Cavs had the highest payroll last year, and will definitely be in the tax this coming season. Tyrone Lue is making $7 Million a year. For whatever reason, he devalues the GM position and refuses to pay market value. He’s really Cavalier about it.

We need to get Chris Bosh on the Olympic Handball team. If his doctors cleared him, he can play that and could likely be a force for his country by the Tokyo 2020 games

What he lacks in style and technique he makes up for in a superior corner team, fashion sense, nicotine intake, and incomprehensible gibberish.

It’s funny until you realize what his job is.

“Anyway, that’s what’s going on at the White House today.”

Well, there goes the Clippers’ run of being somewhat slightly kind of sort of but ultimately not really relevant.

Does Lebron really count? Are we throwing foreign surnames into the pot? We need to judge this properly...

Since when is Shumpert a first name?

according to the 1st baby name website i clicked on after a google search, “Love” is the #851 popular girls baby name in 2017.

Thanks. I’m an idiot.

Since he was only listing plus defenders, no he didn’t forget anyone. That’s only 4 guys. Irving is obviously the 5th.

I’m sad that this didn’t happen. This would have been the first Big 3 to have 6 first names, thus making it the most powerful of all Big 3s. Not sure what response the Warriors could have even had to that. Maybe find a way to trade for Kawhi or Carmelo.