He gave us Sarah Palin, which helped birth the Tea Party, which helped get us into the current travesty that is our national politics. I hope he had the fortune to die peacefully, but I’m not shedding any tears.

“IM A GIVER!” Insists man who gives nothing, expects everything.

In my experience, self-identifying as a “giver” sexually generally translates to “expects a lot of gratitude when not being totally selfish"sexually.

The louder he yells it the less I believe him.

“I am totally boning!” Says man not boning.

I don’t like the idea of a 46-year-old man using the term, “fell in like,” much less one using it sincerely.

bye

I just want to know what a 19-year-old woman and a 46-year-old man talk about.

Maybe this is just me speaking for myself, but I think dating someone less than half your age is intrinsically creepy.

Haha was he seriously expecting you to be down to do that? I can’t imagine his thought process.

When I was 16, I visited Paris for the first time on an exchange program. While I was walking down the street with the host family I was staying with, a group of young men shouted out something at me that, even though I’m bilingual (I went to a French Immersion school), I couldn’t quite make it all out. I asked the…

I had a guy walk beside me on the street and ask me (in English) if I’d get in a car with him.

When I lived in Paris I was subjected to endlessssssss harassment. All the time. It was never romantic. Everything from “I like your tits” to “Will you fuck me” to men exposing themselves and masturbating in front of me.

That is a glorious end to that dick story.

Yeah, a dude asking if I’ll come back to their apartment to fuck after five minutes of casual chatting is not my idea of romance (and this happened quite a bit).

But it is under the French patriarchy that street harassment is actually being recognized as an impediment to free civil discourse and circulation and punished.

Ah French romance, like the French guy who pulled his erect dick out and put it in my hand while I waited to be served in a VERY crowded bar. I loved it, especially when I wrenched it hard 90 degrees and watched as he collapsed in a heap on the floor.

Harassment is harassment, and fuck catcallers, flashers, and just…

My very limited experience with French men is that they smoke a lot and care about nothing.

French romance is totally overrated. From what I can tell, it’s really just code for men to fuck as many women as they can without any consequences. Having been hit on by more than a few French dudes, their moves don’t seem nearly as romantic in real life as they do in “mythology”.

Commence the countdown to French actors and actresses drafting a statement in defense of the French tradition of catcalling in dix, neuf, huit, sept, six, cinq, quatre..