You know, if I see one more person say “What were they supposed to do, she wanted out” without even fucking acknowledging the reason it got to that point, I’m go to Hulk out.

Also there is no such thing as early April Fools’; you get April 1 and that is it.

You have put a dream to words.

Pitch: A reality show with Kim Fields and Erika Alexander but (twist!) they can’t ever break character as Regine and Maxine.

If this made her feel powerful and helped with her healing, then that’s awesome but I’m troubled by the idea that a dominatrix is inherently powerful (and that male submissives are inherently safe).

My sincerest thanks to Leap Day William and DLB for such a beautiful gift.

OMFG. That song is so badass. Love how she just flips it.

For anyone who hasn’t gotten her album, it’s so good. Needed Me is my life right now.

*faaaaaaaaaart noise*

Why of course? Unless you’re like married it seems like a good workout motivation for you.

Ruby Rose is joking here. I think.

Manatees have scarred me for life.

I’m a native Floridian (Tampa), and when I was much younger, one of our field trips had us at a marine reserve where we had the honor to swim with the manatees (under close watch, of course). Now, being a black man, I was ingrained with the knowledge that black people don’t fuck with…

Personally I find it odd that so far every single Miss Universe has come from Earth.

I love love loved her parents. That line particularly made me crack up.

Regardless of the rest of the whole thing, Jackie’s father was awesome.

ODB is a big baby, jesus.

this is the best post that has ever appeared on jezebel

Oh I have. WHEN I WAS A CHILD.