Good luck to you!

I want that shirt in teeny size for Herbie!

Our Herbie is not a biter. His only real offense is what we call his "helicopter jump". He barks and jumps at the same time, but gets so anxious about the whole thing that he actually tries to turn away from whatever he's barking at mid-jump/bark.

We have a rescue chihuahua. The shelter where we got him told us that he'd been rescued from an animal hoarder house.

I dunno, after reading such an enthusiastic review, I was really expecting the "na na na" to blow me away.

I don't feel badly for this woman AT all.

Fuck, Nicki; Marry, RiRi; KILL WITH FIRE Beyonce.

Uhm, is this video proof that my Jessica Williams fanfic* is more true than I realized?

*Is it still fanfic if it's just me and Jessica Williams?

When I was seven my favourite hairstyle was what I called a "beehive". It was a single cornrow starting from the base of my neck and ending at the crown of my head.

I watched this this morning and was so taken aback that I couldn't even finish my coffee.

The whole segment was Paula Deen talking about how she was the victim, how "traumatic" it was for her, and about how this was all just the result of her "childlike" naïveté while her two cream-cheese looking sons sat smugly…

And I feel you on this. I didn't get one until I asked for it as my "one big gift" that we were allowed each Christmas.

He's totally wrong. I caught The Gay from Hackers.

Thank you!

Aw. Thank you!

The thing about having flat feet really hits home for me. When I was a little girl I desperately wanted to take ballet lessons. I told my parents that I didn't want to wear tutus and that I wanted to jump like Baryshnikov (I'm pretty sure I called him the Man with the Funny Name). They told me that girls had to…

All I want for Christmas is to find out where I can buy a tuxedo like Ms. Monáe.

Gillian Anderson!

Honestly, (if I were a single gal and she was into gals) I would definitely respond to her. And I don't mean ironically. I mean, I have a particular type and she seems like she fits that type in the most exacting of ways.

I'd proofread the shit out of my response before sending it.

Great, just when I've totally gotten to the Screw it! I'm just going to wear a colour that really pops (like orange, red, or neon pink and blue) so that if people can see my bra through my shirt at least it looks like I meant it place they're finally making nude bras that stand a better chance of matching my…

(Female) philosophers that say things like, "Philosophy is the Domme and you're not being a very good sub."