"You are the worst for this slow response while hoping that black people like me support your not-so-secret plans for the presidency."

That's what I want to know because I always thought that she was Mr. Chanandler Bong (which REALLY creeped me out because he looks like he smells like day old ham).

My partner and I totally did this—it was one of our few obnoxious touristy moments—on our honeymoon (2 years after our wedding, but still two years before DOMA fell and one year before it was legal in NYC) but we didn't know that the custom was to throw the key.

Do you mean Ms. Williams is wrong in the role, Ms. Stone will be wrong for the wrong, or that I am wrong in my assessment?

It's very disappointing because it looks like she's working so hard. She clearly wants to do well but she just can't.

I don't know if they will tour, but I agree with @redboxers. If they keep a nice open-ended (I hope) run, try and make it when Emma Stone is in it.

I thought she was channeling a high schooler's impression of Dorothy Parker (only without any of the charm). Every time she spoke I busied myself with the stiff dirty martini in its collectible Cabaret sippy cup.

Alan Cumming is currently the only man I'd go straight for and he did NOT disappoint.

Michelle Williams is terrible in this role. Hopefully Ms. Stone will be better.

I know this is a long-shot since it was a short-lived experiment in book form, but I would be over the moon for a Black Panther movie. Shuri can get it. I was SO sad when T'Challa came back.

I'm super into the leather varsity jacket. It's like all of my Cindy Mayweather dreams rolled into one.

Agreed. Electro Phi Beta is the only sorority I would pledge.

But where can I get the Electro Phi Beta gear?

I'm late to the game (and this may have already been suggested) but I'd be interested in more posts specifically dealing with race, class, and gender. Perhaps there can be a monthly call for posts on a specific topic.

I think I'd also enjoy more mainpage posts on the site that aren't so overwhelmingly straight. As a…

Did Chuck Creekmur just invent #notallmansplainers ?

I hate with the same unreasonable and irrational passion that I usually reserve for Boston.

I love Clairee, but Ouiser is my spirit animal.

"ABBA is ok too" for the win.

Me too. And when Kathie Lee and (the felon) Martha Stewart joined I cursed and my dog gave me his, "Shhh... Human, it's too early to be this pissed off" face.

I did appreciate what the fellow who looks like cream cheese had to say: that it's a question of negotiation, balance, and shared responsibility but Matt Lauer…

I REALLY want this but I need it to have a keyboard. And I need it to look like this: