This entire video is a brilliant example of Poor Michelle.

I am not comfortable with this either.

When I called 911 from the back of a cab I'd been locked in by an irate cab driver to complain that the driver was refusing to let me out of the cab and was driving me somewhere other than my stated destination the 911 dispatcher said, "Ma'am, sometimes you have to jiggle the door handle. Have you tried that?"

I believe the Ghostbusters have already found this to be true.

I am obsessed with vinho verde. I discovered it about three years ago and so far it has been one of the (drinking) highlights of my early thirties. It's inexpensive AND delicious!

I too hate clowns. The 50 seconds I just watched will haunt my dreams forever. I can't wait to leave work and hug my dog.

I did it for the tote bag too. Of all of the things I've done for a tote bag, this is one of the best things.
I literally scrolled through the gifts until I got to a tote bag option and chose the one that allowed for a tote bag for me AND a mug for m'lady. (She's going to be so surprised!)

I currently have a 9 to 5 job (at a high school) and I'm back in school full-time in the the evenings to complete my BA (then I'll go on to grad school).

I am going to make it (just barely) through finals by kvetching to my wife, drowning my sorrows in vinho verde, bourbon-spiked tea, weed, and Chipotle.

I dunno. I'm kind of disappointed.
I would've thought (that like me) HRC doesn't have any pleasures about which she feels guilty.

You are a hero.

Oh great. Just when I finally managed to pull my wife's ugly sandals off of her really too beautiful for those hideous monster shoes feet they're IN.

Once a woman urinated (and possibly also defecated) next to me on a crowded subway train. We were both seated. When she left her seat I remained seated so that I could warn seat-desperate NYers not to sit in her pee seat.

Same here. I pretty much stopped wearing underwear (for the most part) ten years ago. I have about 4 pairs of cute and functional undies but they are rarely worn.

I believe that as a child I got $2 a week. I used to play The Quiet Game (a game my Uncle would have the children play to see who could be quietest the longest) for money on the side. And by money I mean $1/game (and a game could last for hours).

You leave my man Oscar out of this. :)

I think I love you. I am prepared for assimilation.

I really like #5 but mostly because I'm constantly falling for straight women.

It sounds like "Otherside."

I would totally wear a "klezmer" shirt.