About 10 years ago I was in an off-off-off Broadway production of R&J in which both leads and most of the major roles (Mercutio, Tybalt, the Friar, and—I like to think—Benvolio) were played by women.

But did he make her cry, make her break down, shatter her illusions of love?

Miller High Life is the on-again-off-again boyfriend of that straight girl you were hella tight with in your early twenties (mostly because she kept flirting with you and you were just the newly out new gal in town and desperate to get laid). You could never understand what she saw in him because he still hadn't…

Wait, is "polishing [my] monocle at the caviar store" not a positive sexual euphemism anymore?

Encino Man has far more charisma than Joe Giudice.

I have some of the newer printings (2006 printings of what looks like a 1973 edition) of Nancy Drew and I was delighted to find that in these printings Ned is frequently just Nancy's "friend" and not her boyfriend.

Women in pants tend to look very good. (But that may just be what I tell myself to get into my skinny pants.)

I am going to steal "hangry" and make a tshirt.

Jeans?

I work full time and I'm currently in school full time in the evenings.

Okay, I've spent the past couple of days loving this album and being really impressed by the creative use of samples she employs.

You won me with, "You're Gabby at the VERY most."

I see that I am ahead of the trend. I did this pretty much each summer between 2003 and 2005 and performed a slight reprise of it (modified beause I'm in my thirties now and I can afford bras that are so much cuter) this summer.

Oh, I needed this today.

Normally, because I'm vain, I get all, "I was doing that look YEARS before SoandSo," but in this case I can recognize when I have been beaten.

Thank you!

I'm just going to talk about the time when I met Iman.

One time, when M'lady and I were the "regular people" on an episode of that Project Runway rip-off that Bravo threw together after they lost Project Runway, I met Iman.

I really hope she's had a recent tetanus booster.

But, there's a faster way to kill them AND there's a song about it.

He is the troll under the bridge in the story he tells himself about his life.