No, he literally leans right. Ever since suffering a separated shoulder at the hands of Mankind, he hasn’t been able to do the same work on each side of his body.

It won’t happen

I can only imagine a Cena face turn to team up with the Rock as his tag-team partner running mate.

This is one hundred percent genuine: I think we could do a whole hell of a lot worse than The Rock.

Stop me if you’ve heard this one: A charismatic black man from Hawaii, known for giving rousing speeches, runs for president of the USA...

While I’m no Cena fan—as wrestler or presidential nominee—it’s always appropriate to also note that he’s by far the number one all-time dream fulfiller for the Make A Wish Foundation.

Even though 2024 is still seven years away, Cena fans would still only be about 15 years-old. Rock would win in a landslide.

The Rock is a national treasure. We already have 1 reality TV show star as President, there is a 0% chance that the Rock is worse.

We are now at the point where I look at both of those guys and seriously think, “You know what? That doesn’t sound so bad!”

I feel like I didn’t say enough in my first comment. I think the students should do with these silly, archaic ceremonies whatever they want. It’s their celebration. But how the Trump team doesn’t know a minefield when there are signs all over the place that say MINE FIELD DEAD AHEAD boggles my mind. How does putting…

Pish posh! Why, back in my day, we would have been utterly AGHAST at such rudeness! This esteemed woman EARNED her wealth and position - although how exactly escapes me at the moment - and therefor has every right to express whatever views she wishes!

It’s almost as if being rich and being smart don’t necessarily go hand in hand.

Yes. Why can’t we treat shitty people who want to do shitty things with more DECORUM and RESPECT. The only way they will realize how disliked they are for the shitty things they want to do is if everyone sits politely and smiles at them.

Sean Spicer: “This reporting is ridiculous bias, they were clearly chanting ‘Booetsy’.”

This kind of divisive behavior is counterproductive. Students today are afraid to hear ideas that don’t fit into their pre-existing ideology. It’s also a rude breach of decorum.

My great grandad is 105 and is still doing porn

Just because the person who gets rear-ended isn’t at fault legally, doesn’t mean that the person who got rear-ended wasn’t the cause of the wreck.

Agreed. She couldn’t afford something newer/better than a 2003 Lexus SC430?

If you pause the lottery, you can see the exact moment his heart breaks when he realizes the Oilers will choo-choo-choose him.