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Rich people telling non-rich people how to live their lives always reminds me of Steve Martin’s bit about How To Be A Millionaire and Not Pay Taxes in Two Easy Steps:

Calls a hockey game better than anyone. He’s perfect for his sport. Just like Vin Scully’s stories and fascinating imput was perfect for a slow game like baseball, Doc’s frenetic and chaotic reactions to plays like that perfectly incapsulate what is hockey.

Doc Emrick is a treasure. RIP.

My teen calls me “mother” when he’s trying to indicate, in a passive aggressive way, that I am being unreasonable. Which is pretty much all of the time because I am an adult and he is an intransigent teenager who has NO IDEA what life is all about. I, in turn, call him “offspring” whenever I can because he’s a

Whitetrash House.

Too late, for that is indeed the very name of my barbershop quartet.

Definitely Won The Australian Open While Pregnant

The first photo with Trump was clearly taken before the event had begun. You can see people who aren’t smiling and posing properly. The person behind the President is looking down at his feet. Clearly, the entire team hasn’t arrived for the ceremony yet. In the second picture, you have a lot of hangers-on jumping into

Uh....there’s two tables in the top one and two footballs and only one table and one football in the bottom. And the bottom one’s football seems to have a white panel on it. The bushes aren’t doing as well in the bottom one. There’s a jersey in the bottom one. Kraft has a handkerchief in the bottom one. Jesus, this is

It was the most NFL players that have ever attended a White House visit EVER!

The sex participants were making quite a racket.

The IPL is amazing, though, and everyone should be in love with it.

“why didn’t the Andre the Giant Memorial battle royal break the ring? why didn’t they just reinforce the ring, like Gorilla Monsoon used to say?”

That’s your takeaway? you really don’t like soccer?. You’re an idiot. We could watch a game where there is a break between every ball thrown (baseball) and it takes hours or one where there are breaks between every single play (like football) or one where you don’t need to pay attention until the last two minutes

“Serves him right. Never take your eyes off those mother fuckers. Not for a second.”
-Jimmy Carter

The best response to Russo calling all wrestling fans gay comes from, as one might expect, Jim Cornette. Corny said that this likely stems from Russo’s lack of success with either men or women. Furthermore, Cornette said that all that’s left for Russo are inflatable sheep, “because even a self-respecting living sheep

Great history. I never knew exactly where this asshole came from, previous to the magazine. I always wished either WCW or TNA would have done an angle where someone poured salt on Russo just to see if he’d go away.

That bird poop probably increased both the value and the structural rigidity.

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Since you are a Blackalicious fan, you get a star, a response, AND a link to this video, which is long, but is a perfect explanation/justification for smart people watching wrestling.