But to stay with your point, I am bored to death with simple, clean, mid-century modern and I want to bring back the 80s. I’ve been given a room in our apartment to do anything I want with, and what I want is gold satin-y drapes and chintz and Mar-a-Lago excess, to better reflect the time we are now living through.…

Nah, he’s a motherfucking traitor and a disgrace to the very concept of democracy. He’s a blow America or the world will never fully recover from.

He will finally be the billionaire he has always pretended to be.

Yeah, that’s the kicker. He’s staying at Mar-a-Lago at the expense of the taxpayers, who pay him for his own fucking vacation. It’s insane.

Those weren’t Canucks fans, they were agent provocateurs from the population of Albertans that have overrun the lower mainland

C’mon. They said “Jimmy Carson” right there in the article.

Sidenote:

Rankings in terms of NHL teams in Canada insufferable fan bases

Revisionist bullshit to call that Canes team shitty. Their forward group was lead by a young Eric Staal and Justin Williams surrounded by a bunch of still very useful/good vets. The defense wasn’t eye-popping and they did get lucky with Cam Ward playing out of his mind for the playoffs, but they were a 52 win/112 pt…

Worked for the Hawks (Kane, Toews) and Penguins (Crosby, Malkin), too. The poor Oilers were so incompetent that it took a few extra first overall picks.

Trick question, they’ve been the maximum conceivable amount of fucking unbearable since they were flaunting their franchise player Taylor Hall

“one of Fort Wayne’s best.”

He was wearing a cup. It’s mandatory. If he were not, he’d be unconscious now as opposed to just painfully injured. In puck vs. cup. Puck usually wins.

I haven’t seen a Statie take a shot that hard since the last time I watched The Departed.

Where’s the part where she punches you in the balls?

Motherfucker better have got paid.

I can guarantee you that every never-was goalie in the Universe, including me, saw that and thought something along the lines of, “Totally worth it to be able to say, “wanna see the bruise Zdeno Chara gave me?””

Cop impersonates an ice agent. And the immigrant fucks him up?

We are in the Upside Down.

All of the coaches, trainers and managers of the team were already being paid as full time employees. That the actual players of the USWNT were thought of as being somehow different was absolutely ludicrous.

$1,000/month for six months to $70,000 a year plus bonuses? Power never gives voluntarily; you have to fight for it, every damn time. Solidarity.