If you got 4k off an Outback that isnt a Touring model I am shocked.Since they lifted MAAP on 17's I have been seeing some crazy shit online but nothing like that on premium and limited

Actually, I can think of about 4 people that ive seen buy a new car because theirs needs tires. Nothing wrong with it. Just rubber. I even question them about it and their answer is something along the lines of I don’t want to deal with buying new tires.

Ive seen the marketing for these style of churches on billboards around here. They put one up with a instagram worthy picture of a foggy forest and a bold triangle in the middle. Something about “Join The Summit” and then a date and website. I checked out the website only to find it’s a church.

I didnt see this due to being with a customer but there was a couple in a car for service throwing punches at each other, which escalated to a fight in our parking lot out of the car. Based off what my buddy heard while running over to them to break it up, one of the boyfriends was fucking another dude and his main…

I think the best part about the Colorado is that Chevy still has “Technology and stuff” on their website.

usually when I hear shooting brake I think of a 2 door wagon, but there have always been wagons with 4 doors that are called shooting brake. See: Rolls Royce.

I can second that. It starts to mix in certain areas though, like rhinebeck.

Rumor mill right now is this thing is going to be powered by a new 2.4 turbo engine and the 3.6 is dead. Source is pretty reliable.

While Im just now starting to make toys for my cat, he has a Grumpy Cat jingle ball that he started playing fetch with. I didnt even know cats did that before. You can’t fake this guy out either. He knows when it left the hand or not.

That orange Datsun 210 actually showed up in Rich Chiggas music video for anyone who cares

“No. Bad dealer. You want advertising space on my car? You pay me.”

No but if you look inside the car it clearly looks like he stalks people. Apparently he has had enough experience to make it a point to say something.

actually pretty spot on expect for the pictures of children

Second hand experience here but I work at a Subaru dealer and we have a PI that comes in that’s been using a Forester for his work for years (just bought a new one actually). First time he came in for service he made a point to tell everyone that was touching his car that he was a PI and NOT A PEDOPHILE I KNOW IT…

Idk if any other sales people can chime in but in our management system there are settings that auto fill a paragraph for a car description based off what features it has. Basically like mad libs for car. Well in that is literally a “Cheese” setting. The icons are a slice of swiss and everything.

The car I hated the most was a BMW X5 my girlfriend in high school got. I went to a nice catholic school with a lot of rich kids so it wasn’t uncommon when my friends turned 16 to see a brand new cars in the parking lot (Range Rovers, Challengers, S5's etc). . Well she was turning 16 and wanted that X5 in white and…

Idk about you but I have a oldflight case for my turntables. HOLY FUCK IS THAT THING HEAVY WHEN ITS FULL. To make things worse theres only a smallish handle on the top to grab it like a briefcase so just getting a good grip is a bitch.

Sales people really need to stop caring where the money is coming from. If you are buying a car I’m happy just with that. Mind you, we don’t get paid on rate either. The worst is the people who still think they get a discount for paying cash...

HA! I had an 07 Cobalt and the same thing happened to me with the turn signals! Front speakers cut out, no big deal. I just replaced the back speakers to better ones and pumped up to volume. Well I forgot to tune the fader to only back speakers and every once in a while I would take a turn or hit a bump and the front…

Thanks for the explanation. As someone in the car industry right now. I hate the old heads that gave my job a crap name because now I have to deal with it and constantly fight the perception people have of us.