because it’s part of the MAGAcast

Stop trying to Antigonize us with your mythological references!

“Get a load of this cool motherfucker.”

Though he’d be flattered to have most of an NBA team ask him.

AKA, the Mother and Child Reunion.

The similarities are really striking...

Yes, Christian went — he went about four fingers deep. He went a little too far. But when I’m just messing with somebody, poking them in the belly button or grabbing someone’s butt, it’s just to break up the seriousness of the game. The people who are freaking out about that have never played the game, or were…

Ontario, CA

This is the biggest Lynn-Manuel drama since Pence saw Hamilton.

You think that’s awkward? You should have seen the rookie who asked Rex Ryan about footing the bill.

Meriweather: Mr. Belichick, the bartender was hoping he could get paid now.

Drick Bernstine is a name that has it all. Familiar yet exotic; waspy yet Semitic; sacred yet profane. Anagrams to Inbred Kin Crest. Everything.

Ahh, now I know where the expression “Lighten up Francis” originated.

I bought a fake wife for many of the same reasons.

It’s easy to grin

Linus: I never thought he was a bad little center. He’s not bad at all, really. He just needed some attention (Peanuts gang surround and decorate him, step back)

I don’t know that marching band is good for school morals. At my old high school, the band hall was huge and had lots of rooms that the band director didn’t really monitor all that well. Rooms that were used as such rooms are wont to be used by high schoolers.

Man, why is Deadspin covering bullshit like this. What about sports? Why can’t we have a “Best QB’s of the 80's” post? Like remember Warren Moon?

This is truly a touching and personal way to celebrate a person who has done so much for the game.

I only hope I’m not in attendance whenever they decide to celebrate the life and work of Draymond Green.

Be careful mentioning skirt steaks to him, though, he might grab it by the rib eye.