Excuse me - Purdue would like to have a word with you.

Whereas Mike Brown had no problem going on record to say he’d rather sign Harambe than Kaepernick.

Hey Vikings - go all in. Two words: Curtis Painter.

The most impressive part of this is watching a swimmer do anything that involves coordination out of the water.

At work, we refer to the two sports as “football” and “un-American football.” There’s no room for confusion there.

He may not have won the silver medal, but he proved to everyone he could finish #2 before his competitors.

Indubitably.

English. Gardner. Say it slowly.

Why are they worried about the middle of the ocean? I’d be more worried about windsurfing off the edge of the earth.

I guess the attempts by the fans to catch a souvenir were.... foiled.

I don’t understand. It was the Olympic which sank. The Titanic stayed safely in England.

That’s called “water polo”

Phelps is most definitely a huge dong.

Phelps’s turns have always been his biggest advantage. Yes, he was also faster in the open water, but not 1 second/100m. This turn was nothing new for him- just an excellent illustration of why young swimmers need to drill turns as often as possible.

An abscess on the taint.

Would watch.

Twice.

Don’t you see? It’s the game developers evening the playing field between “athletes” and “non-athletes”. “Athletes” who run long distances will be able to hatch eggs faster than “non-athletes” who may not be in the physical condition to run long distances. It’s the nerds sitting back, laughing at the jocks. Now, to…

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You know I planned it.

Hot peppers, onions, and garlic are all handled the same way - wash with dish soap (Dawn works very well), rinse with cheap vodka, wash again with hand soap. If you are desperate, household de-greasers work fairly well (think Goo Gone).