How many tranquilizers do you have to be on to put the DBS last?

I heard basically the complete opposite:

Huh.  Weird how the FIA changed the rules to make Mercedes less competitive last year and then bent the rules to ensure Hamilton didn’t win the championship.  But yeah, they’ll definitely bend the rules to favor Merc.

Let’s not forget ever-present decals in the back window: Blue line flag, “Let’s go Brandon”, Punisher skull, AR-15 silhouette, and Trump 2024. But without the Brodozer and the decals how else would we know how badass these guys are?

The Jalopnik style guide seems to currently be: find something interesting and then find a way to absolutely SHIT on it.

A tale as old as time:

that design looks like it was sponsored by brembo

It’s the Grand Prix track of Saudi Arabia because it’s located in Saudi Arabia, a barbaric kingdom 1) executing people at the drop of blade in huge batches—81 prisoners on March 12. 2) A nation ran by an elitist “royal” family where it truly pays to be royalty vs. the scum existence of guest workers. 3) The shithole…

Most 911s are driven on the daily summer commute of affluent middle-aged businessmen. More suspension travel and sidewall is probably a good thing in those conditions.

how about we connect the fuckin’ beams first and worry about the dots later?

Holy shit, imagine being an “automative journalist” and having this bad of a take on F1. Wow.

Imagine if London had a world class motor racing facility about 20 miles away.

I’m only interested if they ramp off buildings like in Midnight Club

The East End Boys are just trying to entice West End Girls to their deadend world.

Oh jesus fucking christ. Some people will defend the devil because obviously women are worse.

He has been a loooong known POS. As Barstool Sports looong been known as a wretched hive of scum and villainy. This is the classy website that ranked the appearances of teachers arrested for statutory rape of students.

You joke, but NASCAR is in a position to finally take a stand against things. With Jordan taking part ownership of a new team, the confederate flag finally being banned, and Bubba winning his first race, NASCAR is prime for an overhaul.

NASCAR: “That’s never stopped us before!”

My introduction to Dave Portnoy was some youtube video of him flipping out on an employee at pizza restaurant because they didn’t want his camera man filming inside while he did his one bite pizza review thing, so they asked them to leave. He went off down the whole “you don’t know who I am?” road, and it painted a…

“It makes NASCAR look terrible.”

I mean, it does.  But also, LOLOLOL.  I’m SURE they care.