We paid a market research firm an undisclosed amount to perform WEEKS of market analytics and were advised that there is no market for a taller Focus, however that there is a market for a less tall Escape. Full steam ahead on this plan because those firms are all knowing and never pull shit out of their asses or…

You know if you lowered it, that would be pretty good looking. It’d also probably handle better. Get a bit better gas mileage too.

Roberto is a racing buddy of mine and it suuuucked seeing his car come in on a flatbed with him in an ambulance (you get a free ride to the paddock, whether you’re hurt or not). Unfortunately, all of us have random lapses of brain waves that manage to distract from whatever routines we all have before strapping in for…

Dude, get a divorce. What the hell is the matter with you?

Women pay more than men in half the US

Fetch.

Fail Rated.

X Gon’ Give it To Ya.

They put that cone out. The situation is now under control. 

You don’t want to do this to one of your vehicles, David. The paint is probably the only thing keeping the bodywork from disintegrating.

Keep reachin for that joke, don’t let anybody keep you down.

Eh, that’s normal. ~ Every Subaru forum, ever.

Pipe down, Newton.

Dentists ride with their wives and their wives don’t put up with that shit. 

You do know the history of the GTO, right?

Honestly these don’t even bother me, its like finding a real life version of one of these.

I’m glad to see that Mitshubushi of today sticks to their heritage.

I don’t even like SUVs but I’d go buy this today if I was close to the seller.

He thought it was a drive-in theater.

So, I just found I got my first COTD, and it’s because I made a wrong assumption.... This is the most me thing that has ever happened to me.