ptslopoke
PtSlopoke
ptslopoke

Prototype:

I don’t see why we have to choose one.

I wonder if Harley is regretting that they screwed up Buell? 

Get a Sienna AWD, because cool dads are comfortable with their manhood.

I’m guessing the same people that put M3 badges on a E46 325.  Anyone who would be impressed knows not to be.

Well. It is a Mustang at a car show after all.

I think they use sand in CO instead of salt which likely goes a long way to staving off the rust. Could be wrong, however.

Hates pollution, causes traffic jam to tell everyone.

I’d take the Cosworth. The first car I ever drove was my Dad’s XR4Ti so there’s some sentimentality there.  I’ll fully admit that the other two are probably objectively better cars.

Just don’t do it in a tesla because it wont be able to get the power down since it’s insulated. 

Looking at the numbers and the difference between the 285 rears and 255 rears, it’s close enough to be within the margin of error.

From when the car caught fire till the first safety truck showed up was 15 seconds, I just timed it. And thats discounting the dude with the extinguisher who got their earlier. The dad happened to be standing right there. The Safety crew was more than fast enough even without dad helping, no hard look needs to be

Good! that was dangerous.

POWER STEERING?

I think your joke failed to be received by some readers. Perhaps, you’re transmitting the wrong signals.

Every time the Z gets mentioned on the internet prices go up 0.5%.

“I know what I have”

Somewhere in Rhode Island, there is an equally baffling Protégé limo.

As a German-car enthusiast, the thought of all those incinerated BMWs and Mercedes makes me sad.

Amazing. Then we have the guy suing Laguna Seca because he ate it going over a small sandbag....