If you took the time to actually read PtSlopoke’s comment, you’d see they said USUALLY an oil light indicates low oil pressure. This is true. Vast majority of vehicles on the road only display an oil warning light if the pressure is low, not if the level is low.

Allow me to introduce the Opel Astra:

Most Sebrings kill their owners a little bit, every time they start the car. This one just tried to accelerate the process.

I did it to offend you specifically.

Failing forward happens every single day.

I’m surprised you spelled most of those words correctly.

Pretty sure people that voted for this COTD thought it wouldn’t win.

Too long have we Americans had to cower in fear at every stoplight or pull out. There was always a Mustang waiting at every intersection, moments away from powersliding into us.

I think we just did... :(

Beemer driver: my tire pressure guage misled me into entering the roadway at an inadvisable vector and speed.

slow clap :)

“motor sounds STRONG!”

First line of all the reviews of the show:

Whatever they want, it’s worth it.

Fun. Fun is a damn fine practical application

I may have just made mine last weekend. Bought a non-running, 15 yr old Audi with a blown twin turbo V6 and air suspension, and intend to turn it into an offroader:

I bought one of these. Brand new. Even with an employee discount it was a huge mistake.

My mom did this to me. She didn’t like my taste in first cars, so she had my step-dad help me find a shitty example of a car I wanted, just to teach me a lesson that “first cars aren’t supposed to be fun,” or something. (keep in mind I still paid for it with my own money, but she knew I would trust my step-dad’s…

Rather than purchase a car from either company, you can now invest directly in the Saleen-Hennessey Investment Trust (SHIT). There’s no more efficient financial instrument for disposing of unwanted capital.

I think they hate it as a spectator sport. Some things just are trash to watch. The most fun I have losing my breath that doesn’t involve latex is playing soccer and playing badminton. Would I ever, under ANY circumstances, watch someone else play either of those things? Not a chance, thats dumb.