The exact type of people who you’d expect to buy jet skis, buy jet skis.

Found this a few posts up

Quick tip:

Dude, I don’t know anything as far as, all-wheel drive. Like, what are our F-150s?

The Fiesta driver was just demonstrating that they are ready for the Ferrari Challenge series.

Mission 911: Complete

Thank god for that pre-existing camry corner!

I’ve never seen a truck hit it or a sign of one having hit it, but every time we drive past, I tell my kids we’re going to try it out and see what happens.

Jesus Christ, no one tell Argentina.

It fits. Now you know.

I said it before and I’ll say it again.

Go Fuck Yourself

No, that’s pretty much what I expected

Read the article.

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“I guess it’s okay, because my car makes me happy, and you can’t put a price on happiness.”

But they did. They sure as hell did.

Ah, so you didn’t see the 3:07 mark where he GOT OUT OF THE VEHICLE AND CLUBBED A ROOKERY OF SEAL PUPS!!!??!

watch it again.