I’m sure the Nets would happily pay 74 first round picks for him.

He’s in-between shipments?

“Get the fuck off the court”

Jeb Bush: Please clap.

I never knew I wanted to see Skip Bayless murdered on live television until now. Though, in a way, I think I always suspected I did.

All of this allegedly puts a former Mexican tabloid executive in the locker rooms of the last three Super Bowls, surreptitiously nabbing incredibly valuable sports memorabilia right from under the noses of at least dozens of people, only to get caught a couple years later. This is the greatest story.