Funny enough, I played Majora's Mask for the first time through the 3DS version and groaned when I heard about the Goron race.

I was nodding through many of these, but yep…water torture puzzle, Onimusha. I haven't played that game in forever, but suddenly remember that. What crazy bad design.

Jedi Knight II, mentioned above, had a crazy awful one where you, a badass Jedi, just quietly surrender and die when seen during a specific mission. Um, no? Just fight out of it?

The first three or four levels! Also, either I'm the worst shot in the world or the gunplay in that game is really screwed up.

No.

Sure. I somewhat enjoyed the side characters and the running gags concerning the people just dumping monster narrative on you. (And the fact you actually SAVE one of them in a random Act III quest.)

I really wouldn't mind seeing actual movie critics just dump on Chris Metzen's increasingly (and that's being nice) absurd "corruption" narratives in every freaking game. The ending to the Diablo III expansion, Reaper of Souls, is hilarious in not remotely the way they wanted you to feel.

I'm convinced (no, really!) that no one smart is in the movie-making business. Myself, a somewhat cynical movie watcher, could have told studios 'no' on multiple massive failures! They know better than the public, yes they do!

I feel weird (and kind of pathetic) saying this, but that shot is maybe the first time I've found Shailene Woodley attractive in well…many things. I'm not hard to please, but something about her always felt…off.

The most recent Awesome Games Done Quick had a Blast Corps speed run, complete with developer commentary. My favorite blurb from the developer might have been how the gold medal times in certain levels were so insane because the times were based on the game's developers across the world competing against one another…

This is a good choice. All the games have insane nonsensical storylines, plus hilariously flawed gameplay elements. XS1 has way goddamn too long dungeons and without grinding, you aren't going to be able to buy very much. Everything outside the cutscenes in XS2 is a disaster, especially the battle system. (And the…

It was a compromised port of the first Legends game, which is definitely NOT terrible. (The port probably was terrible.) Many of us still wonder what the third game would have been, maybe starting with getting Mega Man off the goddamn moon! He's still there after the second game. Waiting.

Legend of Dragoon gets heralded by some people as some amazing gem, and to this day I think these people are completely insane. It's an unbelievably lazy, ugly, terrible game filled with awful navigation, stupid, stupid cliches, a terrible battle system, LOADING TIME to get to the menu and braindead characters. The…

Great movie, probably Seagal's best film.

The White Queen welcomes you TO DIE HAHAHAHAHAHA.

NO.

I really don't know a good first step to fix sports commentary, but holy wow are some franchises (in all sports) just stuck with atrocious announcers.

Beat me to it. It's kind of a cheap way to finish one of the most difficult dungeons in the game, but…can you blame some people, I suppose?

So how much did they pay Michael Buffer to show up and do this? The man is loaded beyond words.

I've been playing through this game, and while the Paper Toads stuff IS annoying, it's also not as terrible as it is described here. It does make the game screech to a halt, but I'm probably past the middle portion of the game and there are clear stretches of time where you just play, play, play and okay, now it's…