I'd be okay with them reviewing Lucha Underground (yes, I know that's on El Rey), not just because it'd show that there's way better wrestling on TV than WWE, but also simply to annoy the morons that always go into WWE threads to say "DUR YOU KNOW IT FAKE RIGHT?"

Vin Diesel's career is just…you assume he's not doing anything, but he's always in the Furious movies and for some reason they're filming another XxX movie (WHY?) and well…yeah, it's definitely admirable. The man somehow gets things made.

You state all his proposed names and forget the best one of all in Chilly McFreeze? Because holy crap.

To be fair, pairing Roddy Piper with anybody who was an effeminate heel (see Adrian Adonis) was asking for trouble.

The Shockmaster is one of those golden clips that even non-wrestling fans will laugh at for it being a complete train wreck. It simply never, ever gets old.

While I like Dustin Rhodes a ton, I think I've only liked the Goldust character in his current form. Because holy crap, he went through some really troubling/unwatchable forms over the years. The weird 'gay panic' stuff, the phase where he apparently had Tourettes…all of it is just really painful to watch. And now…

Whenever I think of Rick Baker, I don't think of all the good things he did, but think of Track of the Moon Beast. The makeup effects weren't too bad for such a terrible movie, which meant it was the best thing about the movie beside Johnny Long(bone).

No, no…they already ditched that storyline!

It's not hard, creators. Draw something that looks like it took more than five seconds to make and maybe I'll attempt to watch your show. Otherwise, why the hell bother?

Agreed, but perhaps having other opponents maybe actually beat him silly once in a while might change that?

Get a new gimmick, dude. You are really tiresome. The problem with John Cena is not John Cena's mic/workrate, but the endless years of terrible, thoughtless booking that made him a deity that can never be beaten.

What a depressing show. In fact, waking up, being a touch sick and reading that Rock is coming back for Wrestlemania (You are WAY too good for this company right now, Dwayne.) made me just go into such a weird spiral that I thought up several effort-filled posts on how to fix this damn company. I'll spare you the…

It always looks like Ryder wants nothing to do with Mojo Rawley when they do the Hype Bros. though. And can you blame him? Mojo's awful and really needs to be future endeavor'd for the sake of everyone's sanity. Go away, terrible clown.

A group of people and I stream stuff occasionally, and oftentimes a go-to video between features is a Sonseed performance of "Jesus Is My Friend". It's not a good song by any stretch, but it has a weird vibe to it and the lyrics are secretly kind of insane.

My favorite part of the marathon was the giant sound explosion that occurred toward the beginning of "A Date With Your Family" (one of my favorite MST shorts, actually). It just came out of nowhere and made me simply die laughing.

The thing I remember about this movie more than anything, well…besides Goldberg murdering people in that first scene, was how awful that lead teen was to his friend/girlfriend/girl next door whatever. Hey buddy, you are batting WAY THE HELL OUT OF YOUR GODDAMN LEAGUE here, treat her with some respect. And if I was…

I watched an episode of NWA World Championship Wrestling on the Network recently, and Cornette was on guest commentary the whole episode. He went on endlessly about how he was going to beat the hell out of this woman at Starrcade, which is always exciting, not cringeworthy television right there. Endless misogyny…

Yep. She was pretty awful during women's matches on NXT. You'd think she'd know better than just go into "WOMEN DON'T LIKE EACH OTHER CATTY CATTY RAWR" but…guess not.

ESPN.

No.