Oooo don’t cut yourself on that edge neckbeard.

turn a $500 parsh into a $3000 one!

Yeah, the Valve Index is *still* sold out. My housemate’s been repeatedly checking it since the beginning of January; for something nobody is buying, it sure is hard to find on shelves.

For anyone looking to be outraged.

broke: 30 second Super Bowl Commercials
woke: 2 week long ARGs that culminate in a 60 second, $25 million ad where a “beloved” brand mascot comes back with a new coat of CGI paint and a more affordable celeb voiceover

Sorry, my bougie ass considers public transportation anything open to anyone. 

That was some passive aggressive bullshit in the first tweet to her. They need to explain how they are changing their policies and why this motherfucker still has a job.

Are you saying a car designed in China is copying something else?

Built...not engineered. Huge difference.

Immigrant cars doing the work that American cars refuse to do.

Here’s why I appreciate the question: I am almost never late for a reservation, but on the rare occasion that I have been (or almost have been), when I’ve called the restaurant, they barely seemed to care at all; it essentially felt like the response was “that’s nice of you, but it doesn’t change anything.” I assume…

If you haven’t seen this, you should. He also does an interview with Conan and it’s funny as hell.

Wow, this is the first sane question I’ve seen in this column. I too am not sure where the boundary is between “late enough to call” and “too early, you’re just annoying the staff.”

Considering the NoFap crew is part of the Alt RIght, you may be on to something.

Heres the trump supporter, of course making a veiled reference to an erect penis, as they invariably do in everything they say.

I think the Senate prefers bottom.

I was living nearby when Tupac and his entourage performed in Marin City, CA on August 22, 1992. Any suggestion that Tupac was not a thug - in keeping with the violent heritage of his Black Panther parents - is belied by the death that afternoon of Qa’id Walker Teal, only 10 years old.

Yes, Qa’id’s death was…

The publisher behind the overwhelming majority of this coverage is Rupert Murdoch. The publisher behind the overwhelming majority of climate change denialism in Australia, even in the face of the wildfires, is Rupert Murdoch. The press baron behind much of the mad dash to war in Iraq in both the US and UK was Mudoch.…

you know, Popeye (the character) is really old at this point. My grandparents were kids when he was created, and Popeye hasn’t been all that big in popular culture since the early ‘80s.