“Guybrush Threepwood?! Ha ha ha!! That’s the most ridiculous name I’ve ever heard!” - Mancomb Seepgood 

You mean the 12 million dollars that Randy Pitchford stole?

(just an fyi, you should prolly just call her your girlfriend...not “current” gf, unless you want her to be previous gf :P)

Now only if we could get kids to start working on it, then it will be a full 180!

STATES RIGHTS! WE MUST BAN ABORTION, EQUALITY, AND GIVE EVERY MAN WOMAN AND CHILD AN AR15!!

Mr. Cock, he is using it to deflect from something else. What is that something else we will most likely soon find out.

Epstein’s best friend, who owned a modeling agency and would groom girls for him, went missing recently, something something pee tapes?

You sound like a terrible person to party with.

And most of those are $40k plus. If this is in the 20s, this shit will sell like hotcakes

Then the background check doesn’t matter. You can go get a gun license and not buy a gun.

“the door was locked to protect you from my 1911"

Maybe the car isn’t for you? My commute is 42 miles round trip. I would love to have this little car.

If everything wasn’t held behind loot boxes (sticker packs) or microtransactions I will buy this. Been playing PVZ:GW2 with my son and he loves it, but the amount of loot boxes in the game are insane. Grind for 10 hours to unlock a new skin, or just pay 5 bucks.

Yeah, don’t take risks! That is stupid!

My cat just knocks the bowl over and asks to speak to the manager. Should not have named her Karen.

Any man is the devil to this blogger. Even when they nice things or be good fathers...they have a penis, therefore they are the devil.

No time for that, computer is starting up!

You clearly haven’t played WoW and maybe even warcraft. 

we did drills where two players would stand 5 yards apart, and both were suppose run full speed. One player had the ball and was tasked to get past the opponents 5 yard line. The other player was suppose to get the ball.

no acid raindrops?! no im cool like that?