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CAN’T YOU LET US BE HAPPY FOR ONE DAMN MINUTE?!?

Yes.

I was a political science major, and I have been doing a lot of thinking about what a Jones upset would mean. It’s pretty significant, and requires a fair amount of nuanced thinking. So I apologize in advance if this gets kind of dense and long, but here’s the analysis of someone who studies and thinks about this…

Kinja name checks out.

“if you don’t want people to graphically describe sex acts and fantasies involving you, don’t exist on the internet while being a woman”

Yeah, in this day in age, if an underaged teen wants to show off a cool trick she can do, it’s her fault that some creepy as fuck 30 year old at a toilet bowl of a website calls her hot. Clearly she’s at fault here.

Go fuck yourself

On the other hand, “seeding morality” seems like something a super religious sex cult leader would say.

spelling is not my forte, particularly when my coffee levels are low. That said, I’d much rather be planting grass than reading the nonstop political shit show :)

Yeah, it’s crazy that MVP winning quarterbacks get more press than Rookie running backs.

Ugh. I respect the game, but this one just didn’t land for me.

“Sad story but I’m going to be an asshole anyway.”

Looks like both boxers should’ve been using protection.

Maybe you need to be dropped off the top of a very tall building.

The Penguins blew a 3-1 meme.

Deadpsin commenters: I hope she’s paid pennies and knows she’s worthless, and also that she stops forcing me to pay attention to her and her inferior sportsing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I applaud your standing up for the white supremacy movement. It lets me know that you’re either incredibly dumb, or a asshole, so now either way I can ignore you in peace from now on!

You are a horrible piece of shit.

You’re a piece of fucking garbage.