...am I the only one who sees...Susan Sarandon here?!?

TP....hehe

...gives new meaning to the term “Foos-ball...”

There’s a white bronco pun in here somewhere...

Umm...perhaps Samantha would like to crop the shot in her vid a bit...the pattern on the mic displayed lower left kinda looks like...KKK?!?

Likely a high ratio of ghost-written titles there...

First, we brought you “Valley of the Dolls.” Then, “Beyond the Valley of the Dolls. And now, the editors of Vogue bring you...”Dolls in the Valley - the Picture!!!”

A clear case of barkin’ up the wrong chee’...

That’s some rock-solid research right there...

Her Minionies Book Club.

So...is she a material witness?

The earliest reported incidence of deflated balls...

Force of habit.

I k’ant even

It matters not; since “one (wo)man’s style must not be the rule of another’s.”
- JA

This was Texas, right? Were stirrups involved...?

Can’t wait for the Rolling Stone’s review...

..am I the only one that sees...Natalie Dormer...?!?

Duct tape makes sense; prevents air leaks, right?