Jokes on you. It’s actually Real Salt Lake as in an ‘actual’ salt lake.

All of which are stories going back a year or more, I only see 3-4 reports that are even stories from this month. And I’m willing to bet none of them call Yemen’s attack on Saudi Arabai a retaliatory strike... Which is what it is.

But in fairness to your point I shouldn’t have said “all” just most.

@Muslim - I said over…

Also, I’d like to see one of those Chevy “real-life” customer commercials where tech’ed-up pickups are presented to a bunch of Houthis.

I used to think Starbucks was great when I was 16 and only ordered chais and caramel machiatto glorified milkshakes. I didn’t get the “burnt” gripe. As an adult, I tried to get regular coffee with just a little milk in it and realized the complainers were right. The “blonde” roast is tolerable. The thing Starbucks is…

I am with you on this but I have to say that I find their espresso to be much weaker in taste than the stuff that comes from a hand-pulled machine.

If they couldn’t go on Jalopnik and spend all day putting bad faith anti-union troll posts up strike would end tomorrow.

It’s not worth an entire post. All the good people of Jezebel go home on the weekends, leaving me behind to find and write stories to both entertain and appall you. I write them as fast as I can, mistakes happen, and I correct those mistakes as soon as the grammar-loving crowd types their displeasure.

Call me a curmudgeon, but doesn't anyone at Jez proof read any of this shit? I see at least two punctuation errors, one grammatical error, and a spelling mistake. That's on top of the tortuous-to-the-point-of-tortious long sentences and First Degree abuse of the word "literally".

Yeah, that’s always a fun situation. "I bought you shots!" "For the eighth time, I don't drink."

Looks/Sounds great.

I posted the following yesterday; let’s see how I did!

Haha well I am a dummy.  I popped over to the Greenville SOUTH Carolina County Clerks site, the correct one this time LOL, but it doesn’t look like they have per 1985 documents indexed in a easily remotely searchable way.  I bet if the youtube video creator contacted a local title company, or maybe went to the…

Well, okay.

limbs? sheesh I’m staying away from your neighbourhood!

Ok. As a forensic autopsy technician, I can tell you he didn’t choke. That would have been merciful. He aspirated stomach acid and contents in his lungs. He smothered to death...The whole choking reporting, that’s a farce. It’s a terrible way to die, if there’s any consolation he was too fucked up to feel anything.  

No kidding. The thing, too, in my opinion is that the stigma needs to come off of drug abusers / addicts — that they’re all evil incarnate, hellbent on dragging as many people down as possible and stealing, mugging and killing as necessary along the way. I have friends who are/were recreational users and friends who…

I’m gonna blame management, high turnover is not the fault of employees.

The article and e-mails dance around the most hilarious part about the Chargers and their place in the pantheon of NFL lore. It’s Rivers’ short temper and the way the gameday commentators try to play it off. The tiniest thing goes wrong and Rivers melts down on the spot. He rips his helmet off, furls his brow and…