“Guard Matt Slauson retired.”

I broke up with him soon after.

papier mache

Depends on if the Camry is a rental. If the answer is yes, the 0-100 metric might be valid 

On the glass thing you are kidding right? That was a MAJOR selling point of the Pacer for one. “Big greenhouse” was a common phrase in US car marketing materials.  That was one of the design cues of the “modern” era of design in the 1970s.  Chevy made a big deal out of it on the Impala/Caprice “boxy” styled cars too.

I’ll admit it: I liked Simers. Yes, he was grumpy and crusty, but he was good at it. Every so often he’d have a great column, such as the one when he and Jeff Kent finally had a confrontation and both came out the better for it.

Yes. And then when you’re older, it’s like the non mandatory mandatory all hands meetings with the CEO.

“but merely encouraged so players could “demonstrate their appreciation to the RCAF”

I did this once, and 18 months later, boom! Dead battery. Never again.

The NFL (as rich as they are) likely has an insurance policy to pay out in the even of a “catastrophic head injury” lawsuit. Their insurance policy would have a provision to only pay out IF the player is wearing an approved helmet. Without an approved helmet he would not be covered by any insurance of any kind, now or…

Aren’t helmets intended to survive one crash before being replaced?  Wouldn’t players be better off wearing a new helmet more often?  Is it possible he just doesn’t want to practice and will wear the new helmet when games start?  Isn’t there more evidence for Shakespeare being the author than there is against it?  If…

Oh don’t get me wrong, he’s a great chef and the video was good, but I’m not gonna bother to comment just to say ‘that was a good vid!’ 

Unmentioned is that the dude in the Trotter jersey is wearing flip-flops. This might explain why his buddy- wearing actual fucking shoes- got away.

I saw one of those on a Merkur Scorpio in Paris once!

summer mode

It is an internet crime for this article to not have a photo. 

Hello! I also have nothing interesting to add. 

get out of here with that backwards old school nonsense

hey you are a fossil you know nothing about baseball if you don’t shower in sabermetric data loser /s

If this was a true Florida Man story the conflict between car owner and homeowner would have ended in meth-fueled nude gunplay.