Much as I always want to revel in the utter incompetence of these idiots, this half-assed explanation actually makes me think that they got fucked with. You really can’t find that image accidentally. Searching google images for “presidential seal” in a variety of ways turns up shitloads of... the actual presidential…

I bought a Tushy for $69 and there’s a little lever you move that moves the stream back and forth to help aim it. When you set it up you make sure the stream is center to the bowl so it’s always gonna be in line with your ass crack area. Cheeks shouldn’t really need spread. You can pat dry with paper or a towel (I'm…

I bought a Tushy for $69 and there’s a little lever you move that moves the stream back and forth to help aim it.…

I spent $23 on a basic, slim, two-nozzle bidet after months of seeing these posts and finally saying “what the hell, why not.” That may have been among the best $23 I ever spent. Does it take a little getting used to? Sure. Can it be a bit cold? Yeah. But then you realize how much sense having what is essentially a…

I spent $23 on a basic, slim, two-nozzle bidet after months of seeing these posts and finally saying “what the hell,…

“The sea was angry that day my friends, like a hipster trying to send back food at a festival”.

If you’re not eating them shells and all you’re not doing it correctly.

Amateur!

Please allow me to introduce myself. I’m a man at war with panes. 

The Devil Went Down to Day Care

This is the letter writer:

So it would be okay for me to go to the gate wearing nothing except a speedo? Trust me, you do not want that.

Derek Murphy at Marathon Investigation poured over the video of the race

When Gil Hodges died, his son heard it on the radio. That is literally how he found out his father was gone. I am always so grateful to hear when news organizations hold back reports until the family has been notified. Whether it is the actual family (in Ann Meyers case) or the created family (ESPN did not report…

I remember watching the drysdale game when I was a kid. My mom commented that vin was doing drysdale’s innings saying he must have gone on a bender the night before. We were pleased to have scully the entire game. We felt more bad about it when scully announced in the later innings that they had finally reached and…

It’s too bad you weren’t on a date with commenter pthomas745, above, as he would have likely jumped into the water to attempt to save the pilot and after, provided you with a blanket for shock and two hours of psychoanalysis to ensure your mind was in a decent place.

That’s already more passing than a whole season of F1. 

I’m not dead!

He has ceased to be!

I can hear all three of you - well, not YOU specifically. ;)

This chicken is no more! ‘E ‘as ceased to be! ‘E’s expired and gone on to meet ‘is maker!  ‘E’s a stiff!  Bereft of life, ‘e rests in peace!  If you ‘adn’t nailed ‘im to the perch, ‘e’d be pushin’ up the daisies! ‘Is metabolic processes are now ‘istory! ‘E’s off the twig!  ‘E’s kicked the bucket, ‘e’s shuffled off…

+1 Pinin’ for the fjords?!?!