I know a lot of people like to create the impression that bikers break the rules of the road. In fact, drivers more than bikers break the rules of the road.

Mein Fuhrer, I can walk!... in the 5th inning.

In all seriousness, how the fuck was he allowed to do this for 13 months!? What is going on in Salt Lake that the guy can make threatening phone calls, threatens peoples’ lives, harass them constantly, and be about this lifestyle for 13 fucking months before the constabulary decides to get off of its own ass and…

Barry comes with a Hall of Fame, Stories will be told, Songs will be sung, level tweet

The stunning feature of Mr Holzhauer for me will be not that he figured out to ‘start at the bottom’ or ‘bet it all on the daily doubles’ but that he apparently knows the answers to nigh every question in the known universe. That is, he’s apparently the greatest trivia master of all time since IBM’s Watson was allowed…

I don’t have anything groundbreaking to add here, just wanted to say that I went to high school with James (Jamie Holzhauer, as he was known back then) and his brother Ian at Naperville North in the late 90s/early 2000s, and they were both super nice guys that treated everyone the same regardless of clique/social…

I’m just glad I don’t have to see this cyborg’s attempts at another human smile.

That accident is quite the oardeal. I wrecken the people fleeing this will off course feel better knowing the captain wasn’t an aquaholic and that authorities don’t conchfishcate his master’s license. It’s a ferrytale ending that no one was hurt

The reviews of this book are one of the internets finest treasures

BRB, starting a dockless bigwheel company.

Welcome to F1, mate. Tire strategy is as important as engine power.

Yes that was the joke, pal (don't forget about Manti Teo's gf!)

Bloody shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo

RUN AWAAAAAY

MLB - “We’re totally against anything racist, suspensions all around!”

Also MLB - “This week on Sunday Night Baseball: Braves at Indians!”

Nobody living can ever stop me,
As I go walking that freedom highway;
Nobody living can make me turn back
This land was made for you and me.

He’s not even Ann B. Davis.

Almost 20 years ago, my girlfriends and I somehow managed to talk our parents into letting us go to Cancun for senior year spring break (wtf were they thinking, btw?!). We stayed in a relatively dumpy hotel and met some random “hot college boys” by the pool day one. We ended up hanging out with these guys the whole…

Alcohol: A Class One Carcinogen Since 1969!