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Came for this. Leaving with memories of the good old days when nobody knew who Richard Spencer was and this was the best punch on the internet.

Oddly, I never eat or drink in airports.

Wait a minute.... I though affirmative action was the reason I couldn’t get into schools of my choice....  YOU MEAN A RICH PERSON BOUGHT THEIR KID’S WAY IN??!!  HAVE I BEEN DIRECTING MY IRE AT THE WRONG PEOPLE?  I THOUGHT I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ANGRY AT MINORITIES!

Seems like someone is testing a new bot of some sort. Wonder what this restaurant did to tick off Putin that it got picked for the test run.

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?

Not trolled, but they’ve certainly fallen, hook, line, and sinker, for misleading propaganda that they want to believe. Again. We’ll see if they correct this, or if they haven’t learned anything since they went full Berner in 2016 and dutifully played their role in getting Trump elected. My money’s on the second one.

I have a couple of 22 L cambros, among others. In the restaurant industry we call them the baby killers because of the warning that comes on them, a pictograph of a baby falling into the cambro. I had to test this out so I baited mine with candy....

Forget it, Jake. It’s Kimberly.

from Atlanta through Miami, Alabama, Oklahoma, New Mexico, Arizona, Las Vegas, and, finally, Southern California.

2nd Gear: Toyota will sell a self-driving car in one year.

UNIONIZE.

Sarah who? She’s STILL around??? She needs to start getting the Trashy Lozenge treatment.

I was in Monaco on vacation many years ago and saw a helicopter land on a huge yacht in the marina. A bunch of people got out of it, then about 3o mins later a ramp came down and a Rolls Royce drove off the thing. We were discussing how rich that jackass must be when a local told us it belonged to Adnan Khashoggi

Rudder comes stuck hard to port.

The NFL’s popularity is now analogous to Trump’s. It’s increasingly dependent upon a “base” who are all-in no matter what and who will watch and root, pay the cable bills, buy the gear and the tickets and the $13 beers, and pay $50 to park in the mud no matter what- no matter how much the “game” has devolved from an

I’m sure there are plenty of you who are old enough to remember the old days before official instant replay and all these byzantine rules. For those of you who aren’t, the only difference was that we spent even more time bitching about blown calls while the Anointed Football Knowers in the sports press debated about

TOM - THANK YOU - I could not have said it better myself.