Fortunately, “himself” is a living action star & cartoon character dripping charisma.

They are not your kids. This is not a kids league. This is the world cup.

I think it’s pretty easy. Tell your daughters that when they get to the World Cup, they can enjoy the fuck out of a blowout. Until then, if they play in a league that has specific rules against blowouts, follow them.

“I think, as a Canadian, we would just never ever think about doing something like that,” 

“The US continuing to score goals was uncalled for. They were just humiliating poor Thailand.”

Seriously.  They’re full of Nazis.  Am I supposed to be impressed that they reluctantly had to kick out some Chad because he was a little too direct with the messaging?

He didn’t get booted because he was overtly racist, he got booted because he got caught. 

Or employed by his father. Who apparently holds a lofty position in a company. So, yeah, no consequences. It’s remarkable how easy it is to be a shitball when you’re rich.

Yeah, don’t hold your breath on those consequences.  Something tells me he’ll be employed by someone close to his father for a good portion of his life. Or, you know, just another GOP outfit in a few months. 

Turning Point USA: “We’re not overly obvious racists, we’re subtle racists- there’s a difference!”

I am replying to myself and my own article to let the record show that I am not racist since I wear white after Labor Day.

Don’t they always cast people who look just like them? Why can’t Jordan Peele do it too? They big mad and I’m here for it. I’ve already seen Us twice and I’m planning for a third. Jordan Peele can have my coins. 

All the gadgets go on his BELT, Justin, jeez 

this lack of foresight led to the omission of a full sized spare, which in turn enabled the joker to get away.

This is the plot of The Producers.

“Your honor, I’d like to turn your attention to Exhibit C fas the most damning evidence of collusion amongst NFL owners towards my client - a signed contract between the Oakland Raiders and Nathan Peterman!”

When I was a young kid, just starting high school,there was a small batting cage place with a arcade just a short bike ride from my house in the Chicago burbs. Me and my two friends would ride over and drop quarters in the machines all summer and any weekend where the weather wasn’t to cold to ride the rest of the…

Be careful with the badge thing. I work for a pharmaceutical company, and it is company policy for every employee to scan their card at every door. Don’t ever just allow someone to go through the door without scanning their badge. If their badge doesn’t work, it’s for a good reason (they’re fired, and probably don’t…

Though, don’t hold the door in a fob/locked complex unless it’s someone you know.