Hipster sexism?

I read your first paragraph, and was immediately relieved for every woman ever.

Stacy Kiebler's dress was my favourite of the night. I think I'm alone, though, from how little chatter there's been over it.

It pisses me off so much that schools try to deal with rape internally. When a violent crime is committed, it's time to call the police.

I had no idea... magic?

Talk to me, Ms. Richie.

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Yup.

Yeah, after I checked Wikipedia I was like "Oh. This does meet the criteria."

"When the muscles split, I bet she will pop too! "

Butts are the boobs of the lower body.

Preach.

This is me. When I get a compliment, especially from someone I'm not spectacularly close to, my first thought is "Is he/she making fun of me?"

I know your intentions, so I don't think you're creepy, and I do think your heart is in the right place.

I think a lot of people (myself included) make a face for the mirror.

Gah. I would have peed my pants.

When you're worried about hitting a deer, don't worry about killing it. Only worry about you. Also, don't swerve. Hit it head on and brake as much as you can without losing control. You'll be more likely to come out safe and sound. Sorry deer, but Mia Wyatt's life is more important.