As a Canadian, I feel like this is a very Canadian word. And if it’s not, it definitely sounds like one.

Seriously. “July”? What the fuck is that? Call it Messidor or Thermidor like a true revolutionary would!

don’t worry you’ll forget he ever existed by tomorrow morning. :)

#1 rule of drugs: don't do sketch shit. It's boggling how many idiots get caught with stuff because they refuse wear seat belts, speed, steal from street vendors, etc.

Uh, “kill it with fire” is not an appropriate response to seeing a boy wearing makeup.

This sounds like a drug-induced freak-out to me, not so much an entitlement problem. I don’t know the young man, maybe he’s also an entitled little shit, but it seems to me like what happened here had more to do with panic.

this baby nero looks like he’d slit my throat to use my blood as rouge. no.

i’m a pacifist but i felt some legit french revolution stirrings upon viewing the instagram account of this modern-day dandy.

This line is way way way way way tired anyway, and to say it about a young person who has essentially committed a misdemeanor (or anyone really) is disgusting.

That formal swimsuit gown thing is an actual trend in fashion right now. And also probably a sign of the coming apocalypse.

I figured it was because she is the Yellow Rose of Texas. But your theory is better.

yes but I wasn’t dumb enough at fifteen to think racial slurs in public was okay so I don’t think I’d be dumb enough to think on social media it would be ok. In fact I just didn’t think racial slurs were funny or ok at any time in my youth?

Either that, or “women who will be working at FOX news in 10 years”

I’ll take “Women who 30 years from now are going to flip out and shoot their kids in front of their husband” for $500, Alex.

Mental fashion age: 6.

i think she wanted to use the n**ggA to be hip but ended using the one her parents use at home

Answer: the brunette who is accepting of all people and beasts.

Touché

Throw a convention for the republican party?

It’s a beauty pageant for teenagers. If you can think of a more efficient way to attract the worst people in the world, I’d be interested to hear it.