It’s better to be amazing than to look amazing. Strive for that.

Safety issues. An injured person with a gun can still be quite dangerous.

We need to find out where this woman was radicalized. Maybe put some surveillance on her Baptist Church for starters. Just until we can figure out what’s happening.

Gawd, yes. It’s like the idiot children who prank call us at work for fucking HOURS. Is your velocipede broken? Did you lose your hoop and stick? THERE IS AN INTERNET NOW. GO PLAY THERE.

Yes, I realize the kid is named after Superman. But children are actual people, not novelty accessories to be named with the same whimsy you would use when naming one’s hamster or first car. He may as well have named the kid “My Dad’s A Self-Indulgent, Narcissistic Asshole Who Smells Like Unwashed Hair And Dirty…

Are we sure this wasn’t an honor killing from a Christian extremist?

I just tell them, “Opinions are like demo tapes. I don’t want to hear yours.”

“night on the town” for this woman=8 pm church service followed by a glass and a half of white zinfandel at Barb’s house while they talk shit about the other’s women’s ‘slutty’ church outfits.

I think so. I think lots of things — some smart, some dumb, some kind, some not. And I keep most of them to myself.

The necklace isn’t my thing, but then I’m not the one wearing it. The dress, however, is amazing and super flattering on her. If you’re going to be in the public eye, wear what makes you feel awesome and everyone else can go fuck themselves.

“Your head is so hairy!"

You don't have to share every single opinion you have.

Saying you’re not trying to be unkind then pointing out “boob fat” is like saying “No offense, but you look disgusting”.

I don’t think she can count on that. Nic is famous for pissing away all his money on things like... snakes. Not making that up. The reason he makes all those bad movies is because he is constantly broke.

Yeah, I would have divorced him the minute he said “I want to name our baby Kal-El.”

“Hello, robot they call ‘Tom’.”

“Observe and replicate. The Hu-Man animal shows affection to its brood mate by clasping the extremities of the forelimb.”

I wasn’t a super Hiddles fan, but I had found him semi cute in the Loki get-up. This just killed any attraction to the man, who now just seems so damn thirsty. Like Rubio levels of thirst.

Kal-el? Wut?