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Would you mind changing your name to Foxstar Loves Tomatoface?

You really dismissed my reply to you? Why would you do that. It was a good one. Very unfortunate, my fragile little friend.

Wonderful Cubans! I will tell you something - I love Cuban sandwiches. Also, El Duque’s story is a great one and he a great person.

Welcome to the dark side. These Starnuts have no idea what they’re up against.

I can drink a case in a single sitting. A real case too, not your hipster 24 packs. A rack of beer. A 30 rack. I can drink a fifth of vodka and drive over four hundred miles in the dead of night to make a tee-time I booked while I was busy drinking that fifth. I have done a keg stand for more than four minutes.

The short answer is that there is a ton of evidence to support the idea that black holes exist, but because they have never been - and likely never will be - observed these quack scientists can get away with saying they perform all sorts of functions that they probably don’t. They could rotate, spit fire, allow for

If they don’t have TVs and can’t read or use their brains then how on earth do they get the idea that travelling thousands of miles to America is a good idea that will work out well for them and their children?

That’s really strange. This first article says that even after the police pretended to take care of these Rape Gangs in Newcastle [and there were many more cities in which this kind of gang existed] they were still able to victimize an additional 700 women. The other articles show just how widespread rape and sexual

I’m for open borders but I blame their parents. They knew the risk and took it anyway. That’s just really selfish and irresponsible and dangerous and people that take risks like that with their kids’ lives probably shouldn’t be allowed to have kids in the first place. Maybe state custody is the best thing for these

I heard your dogwhistle all the way from Gizmodo and had to see what all the fuss was about. Unfortunately it’s nothing new, more Sandersian anti-Hillary hysteria.

First of all, ideas can’t die in fires unless you’re talking about books which makes you sound like hmmm I wonder who? Exactly. And you don’t get to tell me what I should do. We took Massachusetts. We aren’t Penn trash. This is Massachusetts, The Bay State. We gave birth to this shithole country that you people have

Speak for yourself. I didn’t vote in the 2016 election because I thought Hillary was definitely going to win and I also live in Massachusetts so it’s not like Trump was ever going to take my state. Not gonna vote in midterms either because we’re gonna win those here too.

That’s the spirit!

Fake News.

In the UK it’s almost 50% or something for women. The right wingers blame it on immigration from “third world” countries but there’s no way that’s actually true.

Honestly thank you for writing this. I was late to work today because Apple Maps wasn’t working and I had no idea where I was going. Actually I had some sort of an idea but not like a great one. I use my GPS to get wherever I’m going and the result is that I’m pretty dependent on it. It’s a blessing and a curse.

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Ha, didn’t know there were fellow Deadheads in these parts. Always loved Bird Song too.

He’ll probably get killed if he stays in Morocco. Luckily he can just become a refugee and travel through the Straight of Gibraltar into Spain and then go to Germany. They have the best relocation packages.

You’re probably right. I just thought they called each other brother like “Yeah that dude’s my brother.” Like how people just say brother sometimes. “Yeah we’re brothers.” But not really. Like how soldiers get back from war and call each other brothers. I think astronauts do that too actually.

So, I took a couple college-level criminal justice courses and can tell you that it’s not exactly news that drugs, especially crack, often contain human body parts. In fact, cartels will often dismember and dissolve their rivals and put them into their drugs as a message that going against them will “get you smoked.”