Damn it, they take a healthy donor egg and replace the cell nucleus with that of the mother who has a genetic mitochondrial disease then fertilises with the sperm of the father then it’s pretty much IVF practices.

HA, I love that! As long as they’re not obnoxious I love when flight attendants have a little fun. On a flight home to San Diego from Chicago, our Southwest FA once said something along the lines of “if you look to our left, you’ll see a bunch of people headed somewhere that SUCKS.” It gave me a giggle for sure.

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Well-mannered Raiders fans?

IT WOULDN’T BE IF WE’D NOMINATED BERNIE, YOU HEATHEN.

Wait, are you telling me Bernie wouldn’t have won all 50 states, set about economic prosperity, ended wars, cured cancer, and found a diet soda that tasted great AND had no calories? I’m shocked.

High school civics class, you have failed me!

For the name alone.

Well, technically the first day of Winter isn’t until the 21st.

The office next to mine is a past-life/psychic therapist’s. The walls are pretty thin, so I often hear the sessions and want to bang on the wall and yell “girl, get your money back!”

Unless you’re using AP style, which omits the serial comma.

If you really want to survive (and becomea helper/hero to others in the process), look into community disaster planning. I started out by outfitting the usual family-size first aid and survival kits, but it never helped me feel any safer. What did help was joining a community network and taking concrete steps toward…

Now if a freaking wild animal can sit neatly in a seat, WHY do we have to deal with manspreading?

My cat’s specialty is skeins of yarn that are about half used up so they’re loose and floppy. She grabs those things in her mouth and runs!

Remember that episode where the Earths orbit was changed and was moving closer and closer to the sun?

I bought all the stuff to crochet myself the Shark blanket a while ago. Unfortunately, shortly after I also adopted kitten twins, so unless I lock myself away the crochet has been put on hold. I think they’re old enough now I can actually try it again. I LOVE sharks and the room the ‘blanket’ would be in features a…

I don’t know the smell but I know the temperature. Luke warm.

I don’t get the whole mermaid thing— you’re half fish, so are you cold blooded? Are you white fish or fatty fish? Are you in-demand for sushi? What about the original fairytale, where your tongue gets cut out and you die as ocean foam? What about mermen?

I already have straight jackets for my legs. They’re called pants and at no time are they welcome on my person during leisure hours.

William Henry Harrison’s boss move of taking office them promptly dying is looking like a pretty sweet deal compared to what we’re facing.