Hands down. He’s loves gathering intelligence, he’s strategic, he knows all about infrastructure —mainly water works, but still —he’s probably pro-choice and I bet his thoughts on Muslims and immigration are more progressive ...

The ghost of James Buchanan just did a fist pump.

Do they make a thesaurus or style guide with a variety of different ways to express the thought: We are so fucked!

Pennywise would make a better president. “Yes, I may be an intergalactic spider from space that subsists on a diet of the souls of children, but even I understand the importance of maintaining a tentative diplomatic relationship with China to protect our economic interests on the world stage. This go it alone…

He has a guy for that.

It is not often that I am rendered speechless.

Uhhhh, what did she have worth leaking? Some party in-fighting regarding Bernie Sanders? Some speeches given to Goldman Sachs? The reality is it was 20,000 pages of mundane party maneuvering, but all you have to do is scream “corruption!” and people believe you because they’re not going to sit there and read 20,000…

Topical but overused

Octopuses!

It literally was the use of non acid-free paper. This is also why ancient comics are collected. As ephemera is not something you keep/store, most of it vanished.

Wallace & Gromit was my fuckin jam back in 5th grade. Basically how I discovered claymation.

I met him on a chair lift when I was 12 or 13 around 2000 or 2001, so pretty peak age to be a Tony Hawk fan. He was super nice, asking me about where I had been riding that day, and I finally told him that I thought he looks a lot like Tony Hawk. He said it was him, and we chatted some more. Once we were off the…

There’s a more intricate process complete with an explanation of the parts at the Science Channel :

Holds up way better. I moonlight binding old and not so old books and most of them are damaged in the spine because the glue used is either cheapass quality or -in the case of thermal binding- incorrect temperature when melted.

Kidding or not, the decision to stop making myself crazy trying to conform to beauty standard I could never hope to meet was one of the best I’ve made. I’m happier, I’m more confident, I’m more comfortable in my own skin. You couldn’t pay me enough to go back.

Best thing about Arnold stories is unfailingly hearing his voice in your head as you read his quotes.

As a former theater kid, can confirm.

I don’t even necessarily mean it in a derogatory way. That’s just what a theater kid would do: no one is paying attention! SONG TIME!!

I really want this story to be true.

Okay, so this is kind of the opposite, and it happened to a friend of mine. But:

A few years back, my friend is driving along North Avenue in Milwaukee, middle of the winter. She looks over at the sidewalk, and there is an extremely tall black man booking it down the sidewalk. Like, seriously sprinting. And he has…