I started one that claimed ISIS-conrolled slave labor was responsible for 78% of harvested pumpkin spice. Therefore, your pumpkin spice whatever is supporting ISIS. I got a few to buy in, but nothing grand.

I want to know more about this: “Welch says he only just installed internet service.” I didn’t expect to read that sentence in 2016

small businesses around america say they need help to survive in an increasingly hostile business environment, but let me ask my small business owner friends this: why haven’t you injected your employees with steroids and forced them to battle each other on top of ladders while wearing thongs?

I’ve been hoping since November 9th that trump will drop from a rage stroke or something similar real soon, but seeing that Bob Dole is still around and doing evil shit isn’t making me feel very optimistic.

So he’s voting to have the House elect Trump.

That really is just a perfect example of the monumental levels of stupidity that pervade the US. The most ridiculous, blatantly self-contradictory statements can be made, even on national television, and tens of millions of people applaud. Rednecks on disability whine about government handouts. Boomers on Medicare…

Entrepreneurial spirit be damned - have you guys ever had BAD maple syrup? Like, low quality control maple syrup? No, you haven’t because these trade agencies exist. But as good as maple syrup can be, it can be very bad. Go to Canada and get some from a tiny producer who can’t be bothered to do things right or doesn’t…

People get pretty irrationally attached to their special foods, especially when their national or provincial identity is wrapped in those foods. As a Canadian, I admit that I thought of our neighbors in Louisiana differently when I saw them put some kind of Aunt Jemima corn syrup nonsense on pancakes. A “what the fuck…

My only hope if that happens is that Congress fucking HATES him.

No, it me.

My husband and I have been making our own maple syrup for the past 3 years. It’s pretty easy (albeit time consuming), but is completely dependent on the weather. You need temps below freezing at night but over freezing during the day, in order for the sap to run. That’s why the spring is the best time for sugaring.

In my old job, I used to transact business that involved the Dept. of State. I used to be always so impressed with all the DOS people I came in contact with, from DC admin, to pouch delivery personnel, to embassy officers all over the world. So capable, so professional, so heart-in-the-right-place helpful. Over the W…

Doctors are not scientists.

If you paint your home threshold with lamb’s blood on inauguration night, Ben Carson will pass over your home.

Carson may not have any experience, but he’ll sure take a stab at it.

Although I don’t have a medical degree and am a man, I’ve decided to pursue a head OB/GYN role since I spent the most formative parts of my life in utero. You’re an inspiration to us all, Dr. Carson.

Look, you’re right, but I think you’re whole “try me” schtick is misplaced here. The point of this isn’t about Taiwan, really. It’s about a president who has no fucking idea what he’s doing wading into extremely tricky international waters. And if you’re going to pretend that it’s in the best interest of ANYBODY - us,…

The trick is to avoid breaking the pieces too small. Keep them fairly big and jagged. That works best.

Does anyone have any suggestions for easy but impressive Christmas-suitable main dishes? I love doing Christmas but this year I have been working very long hours and dealing with a lot of stress, so I don’t have the time or energy to do anything too intricate. I don’t do Turkey on general principle and I’ve done…