Funfact: Fallout is definitely pretty inspired by David Brin’s The Postman, which also has a post-apocalyptic Republic of California that’s implicitly more together than the rest of the ravaged West.

CALIFORNIAAAAAA!

San Diego youth (and a HUGE proportion of this crowd was kids) came out on a day of astonishingly nice weather:

No clear viola cases? Not that a viola case isn’t enough reason to bar entry by itself (yes, I’m combining a movie-mobster joke with a viola joke, deal with it).

You’ll probably be disappointed by the green flash. Just looks like the sun got a tiny blobby hat for a second.

I can tell you that this very Monday, every common or garden 32.768 kHz quartz was mystically causing my painful death.

…no.

Y’all need to learn about carne asada fries.

is it gif party time

Skyr-making involves a coagulating agent and it is therefore a cheese.

A proper straight man is very important to comedy. I salute you.

Rocky cliffs are the best beaches. You take that back.

Manzanar’s still intact, right? Just clear out all that museum shit.

Woo! Californians at the Olympics! You go!

People who will fall all over themselves to apologize for accidentally farting would rather walk on broken glass than admit being accidentally racist and it bugs the crap out of me.

The true victims of the rise of LCD are the many household cats deprived of their warmy beds.

Fuck geese. Evil, evil geese.

Potable water reuse. We all need to get on the potable water reuse train.

If he does it tomorrow in the hope it’ll get buried by the Superbowl (ha!) someone’ll think of a clever name for sure.

Yeah, it’s not much of a rainy season when it comes, but we still usually get an at-least-fucking-extant rainy season!